My Favorite Kind of Post

It’s been a while since I really checked all the stats on my blog. I wasn’t too concerned about how many views I had, where my views were coming from, or how people were finding me. In fact, I kicked around the idea of deleting the blog all together.

Since I’m back in the game, I’ve been looking at all the search terms that lead to my blog. There’s always the different variations of Bananas and Beer; Beer and Bananas, Bananas and Beer diet, (is this such a thing? I should know, right) but every once in a while, there will be a doozie in the list:

GIRL BOTTOMLESS ON MOTORBIKE

Hmmm, I scoured my past posts to try and see what the hell that has anything to do with my blog. I got nothing, but thanks for the laughs, buddy.

LADIES WITH DOUBLE CHIN

Ugh, I know it!!

I LOVE MY NEW GLASSES

Now this seems right. I actually jump at the chance to profess my love for a particular eyewear site, but I’ll save that for another day. In the meantime, I DO love my new glasses.

And all the Instagram photos that follow said new glasses.

LADIES MUSTACHE

Luckily, I’m not offended by this search term, because I do know how to rock the mustache.

YOU ARE BORING ME TO DEATH

Eh, can’t win ‘em all.

SWISS CHALET SAUCE CUP COSTUME

Oh my gosh, I think I just decided on my next Halloween costume.

PLUS, I would literally shank someone for some of that food right now. I’m ready for this cleanse to be over.